Day 7

I was somewhat disappointed to find that my fingernails don't grow quickly enough to warrant a picture of them everyday, although they are already long enough to be quite annoying. Oh well, whatever it takes to support the team. I'm sure they appreciate it.

Day 2

Ok, all in all last night's game was a decent showing by the Pens. Take away that weird goal where the Flower fell down and lost the puck and the Pens may have won. Anyway, the series goes on, and so my fingernails grow on.

Day 1

As a man unable to grow any significant facial hair, every year I greet the hockey playoffs with a terrible sadness in my cheeks and chin. I see the fresh beards sprouting all around Pittsburgh, and I know that I can never be like them.

So this year, I plan to support the Penguins by growing playoff fingernails.

Here we go!